Saturday, December 20, 2008

Job Titles from a wing

When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.The Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body", while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!" The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness while the Radiologists could see right through it.The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter." The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't holdwater.The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some asshole in administration.

Saturday, October 04, 2008

Real simple idea for politics

No problems here folks. You can simply take this into consideration as the best way to vote in November when deciding about your President for the United States. It will express this in the easiest way for some to deal with when talking about candidate foresight and consequence. Especially when talking about one who seems to downplay value of prior experience for certain professions or tasking.


Friday, October 03, 2008

Back again after a short break

Been quite some time since I last haunted this area. Now I suppose I can be back and see if there is anyone else I might can annoy w/o having to send a bill to.

Hope so. It would be nice to be able to do such w/o any major concerns about med bill skilling that I keep being notified of in email as of late.

In short, should I receive too much more spam in regards to that junk I am tempted to start looking for a email autoreply solution from alternate address to spam that might actually work.